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Being a princess is very hard work,
there's so much to do it would drive you berserk!
Have you ever wondered what it takes to be a REAL princess?
How many thrones you need to sit on and how many hands you have to shake? Not to mention how many frogs you're supposed to kiss ... ?! BLEURGH.
Perhaps being a regular girl is better after all ...
A hilarious feel-good story for all would-be princesses to help teach them they are perfect just as they are.